There ain't nothing better than watching your hunting buddy panic when he gets a call from a Game Warden about a violation he didn't commit. We've got 123 skits at Prank Warden, and they're all gold — but these 10 right here are the ones that'll have your whole camp dying laughing.
Officer Mercer don't play around. These calls sound 100% legitimate, and every single one was written specifically for hunters and fishermen. Listen to 'em free at PrankWarden.com before you send 'em.
His Revoked Hunting License
Officer Mercer calls your buddy to inform him that his hunting license has been revoked due to a violation on file — and he needs to report to the nearest wildlife office immediately. The panic that sets in is absolutely priceless. This one works best right before opening day of deer season when he's already got his gear packed and ready to go.
Illegal Deer Baiting
Warden Mercer's got a tip that someone's been running corn bait near your buddy's stand. This skit works on every deer hunter because every deer hunter knows someone who bends the baiting rules — and they all worry about getting caught. Send this one to your buddy a week before season and watch him sweat it out.
DUI Kayak
Yes, you can get a DUI on a kayak — and Officer Mercer is calling to let your fishing buddy know he's got one on record. This is one of the funniest skits in the whole library because most fishermen have no idea operating a kayak under the influence is actually illegal in most states. The confusion is absolutely hilarious.
Catfish Noodelin Violation
Noodling is illegal in a lot of states, and Warden Mercer's got your buddy on camera. This skit is pure Southern gold. If your buddy noodles — or if he's ever joked about it — this call is going to absolutely wreck him. The detail in this skit makes it sound so real it's scary.
Exceeding the Dove Limit
Opening day of dove season is one of the biggest hunting days of the year in the South — and it's also one of the easiest ways to accidentally go over your limit when the birds are flying fast. Officer Mercer's got your buddy on camera with a few too many birds, and he needs to come explain himself. Perfect timing right after a successful dove hunt.
His Revoked Fishing License
Same energy as the hunting license call but aimed at your fishing buddies. Officer Mercer informs your buddy that his fishing license has been suspended due to an unpaid citation from a previous season. Best used right before a big fishing tournament or vacation fishing trip when he's really counting on being able to fish.
Hunting Within 100 Yards of a Residence
This is one of those violations that every hunter has technically gotten close to at some point, which is exactly what makes it so effective. Warden Mercer's got a complaint filed and a measurement on record. The specificity of this call — citing exact distances and neighbor complaints — makes it sound absolutely official.
Failure to Report Antlers
Several states require hunters to report harvested deer with antlers, and your buddy may not even know that. Officer Mercer calls about an unreported buck from last season with a very serious tone about the consequences. The beauty of this one is that even if your buddy followed the rules, he'll second-guess himself immediately.
Snipe Huntin
This one's a classic. Warden Mercer calls about an unauthorized snipe hunt in a protected area. It plays on the old "snipe hunting" joke that every outdoorsman grew up with, but Officer Mercer plays it completely straight. The combination of a made-up animal and a very real-sounding Game Warden makes this one of the most confusing and hilarious skits we've got.
No Support No Hunt
This fan favorite hits different. Officer Mercer informs your buddy that due to lack of community support for wildlife conservation, hunting in his area has been temporarily suspended. It sounds completely plausible and official, and the frustration it creates is next level — especially if you send it the night before opening day. This is the one that started it all for Prank Warden.
How to Send These Calls
All 123 of Officer Mercer's skits — including every one on this list — are available to listen to for free at PrankWarden.com. Just create a free account and you'll get your first call on the house. After that, tokens start at just $3.99 for 10 calls.
Pick your skit, enter your buddy's phone number, and let Officer Mercer handle the rest. He'll call them directly and deliver the whole skit live. Your buddy won't know what hit him.
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